taste your health

I have been here all day and I think that by far I enjoy being in the community telegraph.
They actually let me write articles!!!!
And save them with articles written by the actual other journalists!
As usual Im not being looked after by whos meant to look after me.
The girl who is looking after me is still called vicky but shes the main journalist and runs the south belfast community telegraph, shes nice tho, they all are really, in both community and marketting so im lucky there. So so far today i have written two emails, two articles, received two press releases and answered three fone calls. Hopefully if they dont have much else for me to do today theyll let me leave early *crosses fingers*
lol, heres hoping, eugh want work experience to be OVER
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Anyone else going to the xmas fling on friday? lemme know what youre going as, my idea is so crappy lol

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(Im spreading the Love hehehe, also Im writing it as it appears in the book, hence the capitals)

'The fierce DINOSAUR was TRAPPED inside his CAGE of ICE. Although it was COLD he was HAPPY there. It was, after all, *HIS* cage.
Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
The Lovely Other Dinosaur MELTED the Dinosaur's cage with KIND words and LOVING thoughts.

"I like this Dinosaur" thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. "Although he is fierce, he is also TENDER and he is FUNNY. He is also quite CLEVER though I will not tell him this for now."

"I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur," thought the Dinosaur. "She is BEAUTIFUL and she is DIFFERENT and she SMELLS so nice. She is also a FREE SPIRIT which is a quality I much ADMIRE in a dinosaur."

"But he can be so DISTANT and so PECULIAR at times," thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. "He is overly fond of THINGS. Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of THINGS?"

"But her mind SKIPS from here to there so quickly," thought the Dinosaur. "She is also uncommonly keen on SHOPPING. Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?"

"I will FORGIVE his peculiarity and his concern for THINGS," thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. "For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered INDIVIDUAL."

"I will FORGIVE her SKIPPING MIND and her FONDNESS for shopping," thought the Dinosaur. "For she fills our life with BEAUTIFUL thoughts and WONDERFUL surprises. Besides, I am not unkeen on SHOPPING either."

Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are OLD. TOGETHER they stand on the hill telling each other STORIES and feeling the WARMTH of the sun on their backs. And that, my FRIENDS is how it is with LOVE.
Let us ALL be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs TOGETHER.

For the sun is WARM. And the World is a BEAUTIFUL place.'

*sigh* if only... lol I wanna be a Lovely Other Dinosaur now!
xox

OK, everyone be warned, this will be a rant but Im just so annoyed/full on bloody angry.
First - the near death experience of ciara, maya and maya's wee bro. Now anno this isnt my story to tell but its just made me sooooo angry that I have to share it.

OK, Harry broke his leg over the weekend and coz its harry EVERYONE has been going to visit him, including, Maya (m), ciara (c) and Maya had to take her bro coz her mum works in the royal where I think Harry is. Anyway, they were over there and they were really near the hospital when these steeks stopped them and asked them where they were from, just totally random.
So c and m are like "Why?" and these wee shits go "Coz we hate taigs" and then full on make them say the alphabet! and Maya's Polish so she doesnt know how to pronounce H and R the protestant way. So Ciara said it instead and pointed out that they were wearing Methody uniforms which was a protestant school. so they walk away while the steeks are deliberating and the steeks start throwing stuff at them. they speed up but maya's wee bro (who is in P7) says to Maya in Polish "theyre following us"

Then the steeks caught up with them and they started to run but two of the guys grabbed ciara who started screaming blue murder and the biggest lad chased Maya's wee bro so Maya and Ciara couldnt see what was happening with him. In the end ciara screamed and got on so much that the guys ran off and they went running after mayas wee bro and this big fucker was ready to hit this P7 kid with a plank of wood. maya started screaming and giving off and the guy freaked and ran.

That was bad and i was angry and upset and scared for all three of them when i heard this about twenty mins ago, even tho theyre all fine now, but what made it worse was that they were close to the hospital and there were ppl around, both walking and driving nearby and NO ONE helped them when these bastards jumped them. No One. They had to run away. That just got me angry and I just wanted to share and vent this coz its so just so awful that these wee shits should be allowed to terrorize ppl (some who are kids themselves) and no one does anything

...I stole it but i cant get these from anywhere else so pity my thieving ways!

A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW
BT8 7YR

B- BIRTHDAY
4th August

C- CURRENT CRUSH
All those that need to know, know (shup serdah hehehe)

D- DRINK OF CHOICE?
Wine, coke or choc milkshake coz im so damn healthy

E- EATING CURRENTLY:
Nowt right now but wish i had something to drink. may go get some water soon

F- FAVORITE FOOD...
Chinese food, mmmmm but proper stuff, not just chow mien

G- GO TO FOR ADVICE?
Loz, serdah, jood, natalie, sophie, katie all that lot, rory, gavin, loadsa ppl actually lol

H- CURRENT HATRED:
my sickness, my mum and spanish

I- I THINK:
that we have some choc ice cream downstairs and i may go get some of that when i go for water

J- JOB? :
nothing atm but id like to get a job at the makeup counters in boots for xmas

K- KIDS?
well i like children but i couldnt eat a whole one

L- LOVE?
Jood, Loz, Dessi, Rory, Gavy, Reb, Serdah, Jess etc

M- MOVIE:
There are tooooo many

N-Phone Number:
Never had to call myself

O- OVER OR UNDER:
Over

P- FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE:
Anything by Anna Sui

Q- QUIRK ABOUT YOURSELF?
Cant think of one, there prob is one tho

R- LAST ROAD TRIP:
Italia

S- SCHOOL:
Methody

T- TV SHOW?
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, America's Next Top Model (but only AMERICA's), Shameless, Scrubs etc

U- COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR:
Black and white

V- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS:
coupla years ago, it flooded and Ceaser's Palace had millions of dollars worth of damage so they didnt charge us loads for lunch :)

W- WISHFUL THINKING:
Serdah can prob guess

X- X-RAYS TAKEN THIS YEAR
None

Y- YOUR FAVORITE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE?
Dont think I can name one. Im pretty happy being in Methody and doing subjects i like and getting to see my friends every day tho. Well some of my friends. Others I dont see so much any more and I miss them. So actually maybe last year.

Z- ZODIACS:
Leo (rawr)

I love art but this kinda sucks. In making/doing my project ive ripped part of one of my nails off, burnt my thumb so that its now blistering with hot glue from a glue gun, snipped my hand with scissors, wound myself into the ground and that bitch Russell made me hand my stuff in twenty mins early today so i couldnt finish my notes or add in any of my samples or anything. My final page isnt finished and I'm screwed.
I had to go in today coz I had the deadline, but i was sick and have been for days so i was coughing like nobody's business and still am.

So tomorrow im gonna go and beg and plead with missus moore tomorrow so that i can add more stuff in at lunchtime or something. No one's gonna see me at all this week, ah well. I need to chill i know but this isnt the best week for me atm.

EUGH!

(: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERDAH :)

<3 WE LUUUURVE YOU <3

(: AND WANT YOU TO GET WELL :)

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So whats happening on saturday? Anyone going into town? Tell me all...

Its over! *weeps* Awk its just so sad once its over. After months of planning and three days of walking around feeling like youre gonna be sick its just finished. Just hammered home to me that its the last MUN for ppl like Tim or Jennings and its just heartbreaking since some of them have been in MUN since I started so them leaving will be very strange indeed.

So we've been told it went well and as a series of chairs we were highly successful. I was so freaked out on thursday night for lobbying coz i didnt think we were organised and i was so scared of chairing and plus I walked into our committee room to check that we had everything and Debbie was sitting on our platform chatting to Oli!!!! I swear to God! He sent me a note in Lobbying saying "Didnt you know I was coming?" Ummmm what tipped you off? the fact that when I walked into the room and saw you I nearly swallowed my own tongue in shock or the fact that YOU DIDNT TELL ME, YOU FREAK!

So Friday was a long day but there was good debate. Im glad to say that our committee was able to have a laugh, which is great coz MUN without a coupla jokes is just plain BORING. And seriously, how could the idea of a GCSE in homosexuality not be thought of as amusing? (we're childish, we know)
We wound up finishing debate twenty mins early and having a little award system of our own, where i won cutest hamster??? (I think that was Serdah), and there were several other prizes and then jon and debbie and I shared our MUN funny stories with the delegates. Thot we were gonna get in trouble for that but apparently the advisors liked that we did it.

Today, meh was all GA today so we didnt do much although I was on the verge of getting security to eject the Delegation of Burma just coz they were being so rude and because I could. Feckin shockin, were all obviously sixth years AND chairs and these snottery wee second third and forth years are sending us notes saying that its not fair that we get to debate too. FUCK OFF!
Awk and I love wee Alan Waterman, I asked him to go get me a cup of tea and we then found out that there were no cups...or tea bags...or milk. BUT he managed to obtain all of these things (I think he risked life and limb and stole them from the advisors room) and brought me a cup in GA. I love him and we are getting married lol.

So basically it all ended well, Im sooooo proud of wee Serdah coz she did so great. She spoke in debate, she was good at talking and she actually enjoyed it which is great. I hope she comes with us to England this year, I told Fozzy that you were interested honey and he said that that was great (altho there are only a few spots and as chairs we get first dibs on where we wanna go so get in there quick) awk and sarah our Mr V. won best delegate and Debbie got to kiss him, Lucky bitch, lol.

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Last night was sooooooo much fun! Was made all the better by my trip to the bar where I bumped into jood, serdah, anna and angela :D
Jessie pops looked beautiful as usual and was very kind coz she walked to mine from christinas and did my eye make up. I think shes putting up photos of it soon but anyways, was great. Hope everyone elses halloween was fun :)

Och I love Halloween. I get to dress up and act like a twit which i would do all the time if I could get away with it and i get to sit in my room for the coupla nights before, at my comp with my lights off and blinds open and watch the colours of the fireworks explode into the darkness of my room. Its like Christmas for the wierd, kinda. During a time when everyone's fighting and everything's fucked up and theres more than you can handle going on you can open the door to five year olds in witches' hats and little red horns and laugh at how excited they are.

I'm a silly creature really and life can be good.
:)

Natalie: "Fuck!"
Robyn (her daughter, aged 7): "You shouldnt say that! God is listening!"
Me (hidden by a menu): "Fuck God, its santa I'd be worried about."

Hilary (admiring Rachel's costume): "I get the horns and the tail but whats the bow for?"
Me: "I think its a satanic version of the Playboy bunny."

Me (to Robyn): "So what are you gonna call your stuffed duck?"
Robyn: "Titly!"
Me: "...Why not call it Tivoli? Thats where you bought it you see."
Robyn: "No but we're in Titly too!"
Pause and then about twenty minutes later...
Robyn: "Rachel! Do you like my Titly?"
Me: *almost falls out of car laughing.*

Me (staring out the backwindow of the car as Alan reverses): "Alan, watch out, there's a girl sitting behind us!"
Alan: "She can move."
Me: "No she cant."
Alan: "Well whats wrong with her? Doesnt she have legs?"
Me: "I think you just reversed into her and crushed them."

Me (with face paint on): "Right! Guess what I am!"
Hilary: "A tart?"
Me: "Close but not quite, Im Magenta from Rocky Horror."
Hilary: "You just look like youre going out of a night."
Me: "....Now there is a scary thought."

More to follow if I can remember them...

Anno, anno,calm yerselves kids, Ive finally got something to write about but today was just soooo good (and nothing that particularly great happened to me, was all lauren...that luck whore)

Weeeelll the unit have fucked off to France, damn them so once again Im imposing on lauren's family. Have been here since thursday and today has been the best day. Got up at half ten (anno, middle of the fuckin night, Im tortured. Seriously) and had the usual cup of tea, got ready and went with loz and the mothership to 'Ards for loz's guitar comp.
Well after all that worrying and getting on didnt the wee bitch just pass and is in the finals?! And hasnt she won a guitar? An avalon silver series at least, if she wins the finals she gets a gold...dunno what those are but they sound damned impressive.

So got home (loz's home) we went into bangor, bought things then walked back to her house where we made carrot cake and ate left over chinese. Her wee bro has his new braces in so we keep laughing at him, poor kid.
Laughed at the commentator from the Miss Universe competition (he was *such a bitch*!!! fabulously funny)

Speaking of fabulous, Rebecca, happy birthday my wee princess! You like your present? If anna forgot to give it to you Im gonna roast her knees by God!!! (So Anna thats you warned) Hope you had a good night, comment and let me know how it went and stuff. Im of course sad that I missed the chance for another drunken convo with Jamie but oh well, one cant have everything....

...and holy shite the night and tomorrow just thot loz had accidently deleted that entire thing. Shes lucky she didnt, after all I know where she sleeps...

...she has just informed me that not only is she a technological genius but she controls the sandwich monkey...it actually explains why my post has been written the way it has, scary stuff

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well the title says it all, Im back after a slightly shitty ten days in the arsehole of nowhere in spain. Meh cant win 'em all. I missed everyone tho so let me know when you guys get home from holidays! Rebby, matthew told me that you and jamie were in London while I was in marbella during the bombings but youre ok so I have to beat him for not telling me until later/worrying me for no reason :)

Jood, you got a text, damn the cost so love meeeeee!

I had the best weekend. And most of it was spent with my family. How very very odd.
Ok, friday night - Hen night for my soon-to-be-auntie. I was dreading it coz her daughter is kinda quiet and we can sometimes feel a bit awkward even though she's really nice. Plus two of her friends were going to be there and that would've made it worse. However her friends were great and after some (ok, quite a bit) of drink was added we were all getting along brilliantly. Plus, the two friends are coming to the wedding so now I wont be babysitter as Ill have humans to get drunk with.

So yeah that was a fun evening, didnt get home until about two, because of bloody value cabs. Sat and listened to mum rip them a new one because the taxi never showed up. I think it did but D's sister stole it. (D is the bride-to-be) Emma and I started talking about flavoured condoms (God knows why) and then we went back inside in time to see my aunt and godmother giving a bottle of champagne a blow job...Good...God! Im traumatised...or at least I would be if I wasnt so used to her being such a basket case.

Recovered wonderfully on saturday so I could go out for dinner with the second family. Rachel was all happy because she did so well in her exams and didnt shut up about them. I fully intend, when the GCSE results come out to talk about them non-stop, whether Ive done well in them or not. Had yummy food and more wine and then we all traipsed home and watched Black Books. (mmmm Dylan Moran)

Then today I went to nanas and because granda wasnt there, mum took me and auntie ann and susan shopping and I got nice things :) Yayyy.
And now the only thing that ruins it is that I have French tomorrow and Physics on wed. Shiticles. Still maybe my good mood will create good karma for me...or I will fail miserably, one or the other.

Hmmmm... I dont really want to post a big depressing entry and make everyone read it and go "Oh fuck sake, kill the craic why dont you?" but there're some wee small things that I think I should talk about. They arent overly important but Im hoping it'll just feel good to get them out and down on...web page? Virtual paper? whatever.

I suppose my big problem at the minute is how lonely I suddenly feel. I dont know if other people are feeling this way and I dont know if it's because I'm not seeing everyone everyday or something but Ive got this real feeling of detachment. Even when I'm with people and being social and fun etc something just doesnt feel right. Everyone always seems to be angry with me for no reason at all or preoccupied with other people or other things (anno, anno, news flash lou, we're all doing exams but you get what I mean) or they just seem to lie to me and fuck me around. It kinda hurts after a while when the lies keep coming and you just cant work up the will to be actively angry. Sometimes they arent doing anything different at all, which kinda leads me to believe that all this may just be in my head.

I feel sick a lot as well, which doesnt help. My eyes hurt alot these days and I feel sick. Most of the time after exams I just want to go straight home and straight to bed, but I dont always do that because it's antisocial. At home I just want to do things my way but that doesnt happen and my days just seem to be all the same on a continuous loop and I'm just...unhappy I suppose. Unhappy, lonely and feeling a wee bit shunted and forgotten.

But boo -fuckin- hoo. There're more important things to do these days than sit around and whine about lies, loneliness and lack of attention. All part of the growing up process, eh?

Ok, this is a collection of the finest loada bollox ever spoken by Jood, myself or our partners in crime (namely Heather, jood's mum)

"I wanna be a hippy and I wanna get stoned on marijuana...oooooooh marijuana - that song's about me!" - Heather

"SQUEEZIE!" - Jood as she drunkenly jumps on a random's back, thinking they're me.

"Omigod, omigod, omigod louise! the pigeons are coming! The pigeons- oh no wait thats just matthew" - Jood

"For God's sake Rebecca you're the only person I know who can make a pine cone dangerous! Jood, why did you give her harmful foliage?" - Me after Reb scratched up her hand with the pine cone.

"It's a drink named after a car...Lambrini?"
"Lamburgini babes" - Jood and me, hehehe

"You think youre hard? You and your CHIPS???" - Danny

"SPANISH!"
"My friends call me Sarah but ok..." - Jood as Sarah walked into spanish.

"Si yo fuera una chica rica! Te veo nino, moviendo ese culo!"

"Um Jood, I think I just killed your dog..."
"What? Oh no worries, he just cant be bothered to breathe sometimes" - Jood and Lynn

"Omigod I love you!" - me and jood screaming up and down the corridor.

"Mum! You do not need to flash my knickers to the entire dorm!" - My first words in Jood's hearing

"Who's Louise again?"
"You remember, she has the top bunk?"
"OH the wee knicker girl!" - how heather knows who I am

"-Grow ourselves new skin, get a house in Devon-" "I lived there!" -"Drink cider from a levin" "I did that!"
"Did you?"
"I dunno" - Jood and my musical bonding

(Thot up some more)

"I can show you how getting hit hard feels..."
"NOOOOO! DONT! I bruise like a peach!" - Joody

"You can say anything you want. You could say that you were late because there's monkeys about!"

"Och Joody you Moomin!" - Me

"The clangers are evil! Pink and evil!" - Joody

"PAEDER! DO YA WANNA BATTERED SAUSAGE?!" - Heather

This was to commemorate (sp?) Jood going to tech and our mad antics in school ending. if anyone has funny quotes (can be about jood, me, or just randomness) please post them
:D

Scar

I saw your scar today.
Down the road,
It saves energy and
Quickens the pace.
You shrugged it off
Made an excuse
Which I said I believed.
But I know you
And I love you
And the image of the scar
Stayed with me all day

Ok I apologise to everyone now coz I was in the shit mood to end all shit moods today.
I think Im just getting to that stage where Im so tired and stressed and annoyed that shitty moods are inevitable.

Ok, today was a bit of a mixed bag, tried desperately to find fozzy to get me outa games but no luck. Fuckin' physics, Mr Brattle checked my homework and I wasnt gonna show him the second page but i did and it turns out that Q7 is two pages long, not one. So I missed out a page, which he pointed out to me and I handed realised until then and he made a note in my diary about it!!! Just for a simple mistake!!! Fucker.

Felt like a dick coz I thot Id left my physics folder in engerlish, when actually I stuck it in my locker before going to spanish. Shudda remembered coz I was talking to ser-dah about a bbq or summat.

On the upside Mr Martin says I may be able to go in for intermediate maths rather than higher, yayyy!!! So gonna sort that, thats made me happy. Then went to Games and played strange versions of badminton w/ jood, jaz, debz and niamh, which was funny. Especially on-your-back-inton, coz it was actually just the four of us lying on our backs waving our racquets in the air. The bus never turned up afterwards so we all sat w/ angie and reb and wound up talking about virginity and then that thing happened w/ reb's lip stuff. White creamy stuff spurting from the tube, all over me...thanks rebode.


Came home and got really stressed over french and chem, then fell asleep on my bed and woke up at ten then came online to be told by gavy that hes sorry for ever being a dick to me...:s how odd. So thats my day ladies and gentlemen, Im sure you were all dying to hear about it. lol

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